Every now and then a project surprises you by remembering something you said years ago. This week was one of those weeks. A talk I gave at PromCon Online 2020 — The Zen of Prometheus — has quietly become part of the official Prometheus documentation. I am still sitting with it. Where it started The talk was born in the strangest year of my career. PromCon 2020 was online, like everything else. I was a few years deep into running Prometheus in anger, collecting scars from instrumenting services that didn’t want to be instrumented and writing alerts that kept me up at night for the wrong reasons. I wanted a way to package those lessons that wasn’t another forty-slide deck of bullet points. ...

A Loose Cable That Broke Physics In 2006, a team of physicists began building the OPERA experiment — a 730-kilometer underground tunnel from CERN in Switzerland to Gran Sasso in Italy, designed to measure the speed of neutrinos. Five years of construction. Roughly 100 million euros. The most rigorous experimental physics on the planet. In September 2011, the results came back. Neutrinos were traveling faster than the speed of light. The team had just broken the laws of physics. ...

This post expands on the FOSDEM 2026 Go Devroom talk I co-presented with Hannah S. Kim. The talk, demo code, and all benchmark scenarios are available in the fosdem-2026 repository. The Problem Go is one of the best languages for building production backend services. It compiles to native binaries, has excellent concurrency primitives, and produces predictable performance characteristics. But when it comes to auto-instrumentation — adding observability without modifying source code — Go is uniquely difficult. ...

Brussels Again, But Make It Unplugged The day after FOSDEM, about a hundred of us gathered at Sparks Meeting on Rue Ravenstein in Brussels for OTel Unplugged EU 2026 — an unconference dedicated entirely to OpenTelemetry. Purple stage lights, a mid-century auditorium with wood paneling, and the familiar buzz of people who spend their days thinking about telemetry pipelines. If you know, you know. The format is simple: no prepared talks, no slides. Morning session brainstorming, dot-voting on topics, then self-organizing into nine rooms across four breakout slots. You vote with your feet. If a conversation isn’t working, you move. It’s chaotic, it’s honest, and it produces the kind of discussions that polished conference talks rarely achieve. ...

Another Year, Another FOSDEM FOSDEM — the annual Brussels pilgrimage. If you’ve been, you know the drill: too many talks, too little time, questionable coffee, and the kind of conversations that only happen when you pack thousands of open-source developers into a university campus in the dead of winter. This year was different for me, though. Two talks in two devrooms, three sessions at OTel Unplugged — and this time, I brought the whole family. My wife and our toddler (who has graduated from “can barely walk” to “can absolutely destroy a hotel room in under four minutes”) came along, and we turned it into a proper trip — FOSDEM, then a few days exploring Ghent and Antwerp before heading home. ...